Tuesday, June 9, 2009

-.- Joel ask me post something, so here it is!

By Mr Brown and Gang ( No, i don't watch his stuff,but maybe can recommend me to ^-^)

posted @ 6/09/2009 09:11:00 PM |

Friday, May 15, 2009

Blank.

Too lazy to blog, but i have a story to tell soon, my experiences with pancakes xD

It'll be out soon (hopefully -.-")

posted @ 5/15/2009 07:53:00 PM |

Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Police

Police


Haha, i bet you guys are wondering why i wrote Police as the title above.

Lets just say this, the police called my house just now earlier on, about 9.11 pm.

Why? Read on this conversation below, between me and the policeman lol.

-@ 9:11pm.

*Ring ring*

Me : Hello?

??? : Hello?

Me : Hello, yes?

??? : Hello, this is the triple 9 police force calling.

Methinks : Wtfux?

Policeman : Please let me confirm the address *yadah yadah yadah*

Me : Yes, that's it. Is anything the matter?

Policeman : Our records have shown that this phone number has been dialing 999 repetitively earlier on.

Me : Err, about what time?

Policeman : 8:52 pm, sir.

Me : Oh, it must have been my infant brother.

Policeman : Okay,because such phone calls may disrupt our work, and will cause inconvenience. May i know who i am speaking with?

Me : Eldest son of the residents here (:D) *Repeats* I'm sorry, it must have been my infant brother.

Policeman : Let me confirm the resident's name, sir. This phone number is registered under *yadah yadah yadah*

Me : Yes.

Policeman : Oh, it seems that he pressed triple 9s then. Well in any case, please do inform the resident that should this thing happen again, we may have to fine him $5000 for disrupting our work.

Me : Sure, will inform him. Thanks.

Policeman : Thanks, bye.

(Rushes to mobile phone and calls Mum)
Me : Mummy! I'm afraid what you feared in the afternoon has happened.

Mum : What thing?

Me : Isaac dialed 999! Just now the police called!

Mum : *Surprised*

Me : And the policeman said Isaac called repetitively at 8:52 pm.

Mum : You not outside to watch meh?

Me : Nope, i came out around 9.

Mum : Ohh, haha.

Me : (-_-) Mummy, the policeman said he'll have to fine us $5000 if it happens again.

Mum : *Gasps!* Really ah?

Me : Yah lor. That's why i faster call you.

Mum : Pluck out the cord bah, to be safe.

Me : Ok ok, bye.
(Rushes to pluck out the cord)

---

Then my mum left my brother's school seminar early to rush home.
My mum was laughing though. (-_-)

My stepfather, well, was damn angry.
(Apparently my maid was supposed to look after my brother mah...)

Then he told my maid lor,

Stepfather : Sami, you come here now.

Sami : Yes sir?(Walks slowly)

Mum : Shh, don't so loud. Isaac sleeping.

Stepfather : You know just now Isaac called 999? He called the police you know?!

Sami : What?!?!?! (Gives WTFUX face)

Stepfather : Yah! Next time happen again i must pay $5000!
(He deliberately shown her the 5 sign.)

Stepfather : Next time, if Isaac playing with the phone, pluck out the cord!!

Sami : But Sir, I did!
( Lol refer to the top. I plucked it out after the police called leh. If she pluck out how the police call? Pwned.)

Me : Mei you lor, shi wo ba chu lai de. (No lor, it was i who plucked it out.)

Stepfather : In any case, Sami!I tell you now. Next time if you see Isaac play, pluck out the cord immediately!

Sami : Yes sir.....

Wtf lor.
If i film the scene right, i think everyone will know how scary it was.
It wasn't even directed to me and I was like quite scared le O.o(Shudders!)
And some more not full blast LOLs. If full blast my maid Knock.Out. x.x

I must admit, talking to a police is intimidating. They speak to you so calm like gonna kill you anytime those kind. Aiyo!!

Haha. Lao po tomorrow start English Exam. Jy baby. Loves lots baby =D

P/S : I'm going to movies with her. Confessions of a Shoppaholic. Cheers =D
P/S/S : Fuck, 5k leh! So much. If it was me i'd scream O_O

posted @ 4/29/2009 11:19:00 PM |

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Hey guys! Tomorrow supposed to go out with Christine de! :[ But I watched Knowing le, so she say never mind -_-"

Haiz there goes the outing =[!

I never knew Joey learnt Muay Thai. Shit LOL!
And his impression of Tai Chi was old people's exercise -.-



=D Random!

Da pro dude!

Chio video!




Mwahahahhaa! Don't underestimate the power of Tai Chi =D

---

I really damn slow, but i really didn't know the Christian Church was first set up by a Roman Catholic, Mark (something..), who felt some of the stuff in the teachings are irrelevant to worship!

No wonder Cath people hates us Christians -.-"
They felt betrayed D:
T_T <~ You know why, my dear friends.

But that aside, I just got my own NIV bible! Hurray =D!
Just five pictures :



Aerial View! Jeans material =D

Quite hard to see, but should be able to.

The back! Can put $$ in the pocket LOL

Needless to explain =]

Silvery! Can zip. =D!

*Random side note : I never knew my house that mall got Christian Shop! =DD

---

Jobs:

I just found out about Joey's future job that he intends to take in future.

Initially(maybe 6 months ago?), he wanted to be a businessman, learning all business stuffs.

Then since the start of the year until lately, he wanted to be a Veterinarian! Fellow doctor! =D
Now, he wants to be a Police! Wa kao so fickle lor. But he said he's been considering Police a long time. Hahas good for him!

==

For Christine, she wants to learn Psychology and be a Psychiatrist. Damn scary hahas.

She wants to learn about the Human mind. O.o! That's great though! Fellow doctor.

==

As for myself, I wanted to be a Dietitian initially, taking Bachelor of Science, Dietetics and Nutrition.

But then Mum advised me to take up Medicinal Science, and be a Physician first.

Then slowly if i wanna be Dietitian then slowly study. She say in case Dietitian job cannot make it still can be a family Physician. Haha smartie!

So now i'm going to aim for Meridian Junior College,
Aiming my subjects as :

Fixed;

General Paper,
Chinese(-_-)
Project Work

1 Art subject;
Economics(Mum has knowledge, so can ask her for help =D)

3 Science Subjects;(Yay triple science =D)

Chemistry
Biology
Mathematics.

I wish Christine can teach me Biology. But she's one year younger than me. D:
Now that Joey's not taking Biology, it'll be self-study Biology myself after O'levels.

Haha cheers! Good luck to all O'level participants! God bless!

(Gonna touch up V.E Project now)

posted @ 4/23/2009 10:20:00 PM |

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